paper

paper is very scary....it could give you paper cuts and they hurt even though you cant seee them but oooooo they're there. the cuts could be huge and then they'd get infected and before you know it.....you'd hav 2 get ur arm amputated just because of a paper cut. or you could be lifting a sheet of paper and the conere of the paper might cut your eye making you blind. if you happened to be in a very dangerous place (like school for example) you could get hurt because the paper was too sharp. hmm why dont they make the paper softer on the edges anyway so people stopped getting paper cuts....

once again, the vegetable dispute

cheese.


vegetable?



cows eat grass


grass goes and becomes milk



milk becomes cheese


cheese is from grass......




is grass a vegetable?




more importantly


is cheese a vegetable????

mice, twice, nice and the cheeese

twice as many mice are nice, the nice mice are twice as nice, the mice are nice, twice the mice and twice the nice, twice is nice, mice are nice, nice mice, mice are twice as nice, twice the mice, mice the nice, the nice mice twice



why do peoples eat cheese, why do eoples peat cheese

caannibals?

according to evolution, the whole world was alge and fungi in the beggining and they some how evolved into breathing things....


about a couple eons later we eat the mushroom....


mushrooms are fungi (as we ALLL know)

so are we eating a very distant cousin...?

maybe the future-human-mushroom beagan eating the mushrooms around it to eliminate compitition in evolution.....

maybe we would have had more animals if we didnt have a cannibalistic mushroom as an anesestor....

or maybe we still eat mushrooms to prevent more evolution......


hmm

chocolate

chocolate is a heath food not candy!

see the coca beans which are actually beans (go figure) and then you have sugar from sugar canes and the milk 9which is very healthy) and if you really want to be REALLY healthy almonds... what's so bad about that?

random stuff i found worth posting

COFFEE PRAYER

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CAFFEINE IS MY SHEPERD

I SHALL NOT DOZE

IT MAKETH ME TO WAKE IN GREEN PASTURES

IT LEADETH ME BEYOND THE SLEEPING MASSES

IT RESTORETH MY BUZZ

IT LEADETH ME IN THE PATH OF CONSCIOUSNESS

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF ADDICTION

I WILL FEAR NO EQUAL

FOR THOU ART WITH ME;THY CREAM AND THY SURGAR THEY COMFORT ME

THOU PREPAREST A CARAFE BEFORE ME IN THE PRESENCE OF JUAN VALDEZ

THOU ANNOINTEST MY DAY WITH PEP;MY MUG RUNNETH OVER

SURELY RICHNESS AND TASTE SHALL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE

AND I WILL DWELL IN THE HOUSE OF COFFEE FOREVER




Dont drink and drive
the pedestrians are harder to hit
Micky Mouse is the devil
Donald Duck is for dinner

When you have little you want more
When you have much to give you give it all
When you have nothing, you make up the rest!


10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE.

1.YOU ANSWER THE DOOR BEFORE PEOPLE KNOCK.
2.JUAN VALDEZ NAMED HIS DONKEY AFTER YOU.
3.YOU SKI UPHILL.
4.THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE STANDING STILL IS DURING AN EARTHQUAKE
5.YOUR EYES STAY OPEN WHEN YOU SNEEZE.
6.YOUR T-SHIRT SAYS DECAF IS THE DEVIL'S BLEND.
7.YOU DON'T SWEAT,YOU PERCOLATE.
8.INSTANT COFFEE TAKES TOO LONG.
9.YOU GO TO SLEEP,JUST TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE.
10.CHARLES MANSON THINKS YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.


i found these while i was 'blogsurfing'

a living rock...figure it out...its not hard

once upon a time there was a living rock. it liked to wear mis-matched white socks. ii often ate jumbo shrimp. it was a loud mute. it always wore a dark white sweater. it often attended self-help groups. it loved the new classics. it lived in a town of abundent poverty. he was always an anxious patient. its right foot was alwas numb feeling. it worked as a sad clown for the ex-prestident for life of scotties tissues. it lived in a house of wet drywall. the life of a living rock....valuable junk.

consequences....

say that one day you were running...

say that you didnt that tie your shoes...

say that you stepped on your shoe lace....

say that your ankle broke your fall....

say that your ankle just plain broke....

say if you didn't do your homework the next day....

say you get a detention....

say that there was a toaster ing the school that was really old....

say that your teacher made some toast....

say that she left it in the toaster....

say that the toast burned up...

say that the fire alarm wasnt working....

say that the school went on fire...

say that every one was panicking and they forgot you....

say that no one noticed that you were gone until the fire was put out....

say that you were trapped....

say your crutches broke....

say you couldnt walk...

say that no one remembered you.....

say that you never got out....

say that no one noticed that you had disappered....

say that you were totally forgotten...

say that NO ONE not even your parents remembers you...





so you see, one small mistake, one memory lapse and woops you dont exist any more......

not even as a memory.....

once again shloob tisk tisk

to my not-so-good-good-friend,

shloob, how could even think of such a thing any way who says blithering any more hmmm? you're out of date.....tisk tisk tisk.......and my common sense is NOT shopping for a new onwer, I KILLED IT MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and now back to the letter...yes my left brain is lost and my right brain is looking for it but at least one of them knows where they are (hopefully) and to any one sho's reading this, if you visit the jungle and see two brains swinging on a vine plase direct them to this website so i can come pick them up....my nerve misses them....ha shloob its not empty i have a NERVE!!!!!


sincerly,
voobl



p.s use a lighter font next time it's easier to see

a letter frum shloob to voobl

dearest voobl:

how r u today, well , first , let me start by telling u that u are a blithering idiot! now, HOW R U NOW?! not so good i'll bet. u should no by now that i would NEVER put a heart beside a name if it werent for an experiment! the experiment was that i wanted to see wat u would say to me if u saw, and my guess was right. u were disappointed, and SO AM I!!! BECUZ U DIDNT THINK!!!!!! U SHOULD HAVE SAID TO URSELF:HM...VOULD SHLOOB WEALLY DO ZIS??? but instead , u chose not to think...now i no thinking is hard becuase ur left half of ur brain is lost and ur right half got lost searching 4 it, but still!!!! -oh and ur common sense went shopping 4 a new owner.....hehe...ANYWAY, i must say, im very disappointed.... have a great day!

sincerely,

shloob :)

tisk tisk shloob what have you done?

i am very dissapointed in shloob

she changed the name of her blog fron bubabeers' to bubabeers' blog <3

shloob you've gone soft

now you're no diffrent then jenna or kandi (you know...)

tisk tisk this is very dissapointing

ever wonder...?

who would clean the school at janitor school?janitors at janitor school? naw...



and like how some vegetables became a food? like the eggplant....its purple its like a balloon and it looks like its from another planet...who would just see one and say 'hmmm what a strange plant...i think i'll eat it!' like really......

OCTOBER 13 MY FAVOURITE TIME OF THE YEAR

its my birthday!!!!!!!! woo i had around 30 ppl wish me happy b-day so keep em comin heh heh... so far i have recieved a balloon for my birthday.... btw hae you ever wondered who cleans janitor school? by the way if shloob has directed you to sign on my blog...sign here plzzzzz

eww...im drowning in french home work

anybody wanna ype out a french alphabet book for me?

please

fine.

i'll do it my self

colors and shades

colours can never be shades and shades can never be colours. colours r colours and shades r shades. a shade is not a colour and a colour is not a shade because a colour is not a shade and a shade is not a colour.

Part six

Well just as everything is going great for you, you've moved you kingdom to the mediteranian, seems that nuclear bombs dont affect palm trees cool beaches and hawaiians very much (weird). and by the way, the atlantians are still good, they got the whole world to surrender to you, your kingdom is now the whole world..and so on. so anyway you spot a fuzzy stone on your way to your palace of sandwiches (yup, its made of sasndwiches...no one's eating fries anymore they're evil!) and you just say 'huh' and keep walking. then at dinner you spot a hairy lemon on the menu...weird.....

. in the night you hear some weird squeaking noises so you walk outside to see what's going on and out of nowhere you feel hairy hands grab you (or are they fuzzy stones and hairy lemons? anyway) they take you stuff you into the toilet and you're sent spinning.......

you open your eyes and..... whats this?! you're back in your car, seems that it was just a really long dream you had when you fell asleep.

Suddenly the street light in front of you blows out .....

you think to your self, it was just a dream, it was just a dream...

and suddenly the car crashes.....or was it?

pennies..

if you dropped a penny in your house then found it again is it lucky yet...?

i was mulling that over on the bus ride home since i had seventeen pennies in my wallet (yea i counted them)....

october....

gee it's october

what did you expect me to say?

it's holloween?

it's my birthday on the 13th?

you suck?

geez



(even though all of the above is true)