a letter frum shloob to voobl

dearest voobl:

how r u today, well , first , let me start by telling u that u are a blithering idiot! now, HOW R U NOW?! not so good i'll bet. u should no by now that i would NEVER put a heart beside a name if it werent for an experiment! the experiment was that i wanted to see wat u would say to me if u saw, and my guess was right. u were disappointed, and SO AM I!!! BECUZ U DIDNT THINK!!!!!! U SHOULD HAVE SAID TO URSELF:HM...VOULD SHLOOB WEALLY DO ZIS??? but instead , u chose not to think...now i no thinking is hard becuase ur left half of ur brain is lost and ur right half got lost searching 4 it, but still!!!! -oh and ur common sense went shopping 4 a new owner.....hehe...ANYWAY, i must say, im very disappointed.... have a great day!

sincerely,

shloob :)