random stuff i found worth posting

COFFEE PRAYER

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CAFFEINE IS MY SHEPERD

I SHALL NOT DOZE

IT MAKETH ME TO WAKE IN GREEN PASTURES

IT LEADETH ME BEYOND THE SLEEPING MASSES

IT RESTORETH MY BUZZ

IT LEADETH ME IN THE PATH OF CONSCIOUSNESS

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF ADDICTION

I WILL FEAR NO EQUAL

FOR THOU ART WITH ME;THY CREAM AND THY SURGAR THEY COMFORT ME

THOU PREPAREST A CARAFE BEFORE ME IN THE PRESENCE OF JUAN VALDEZ

THOU ANNOINTEST MY DAY WITH PEP;MY MUG RUNNETH OVER

SURELY RICHNESS AND TASTE SHALL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE

AND I WILL DWELL IN THE HOUSE OF COFFEE FOREVER




Dont drink and drive
the pedestrians are harder to hit
Micky Mouse is the devil
Donald Duck is for dinner

When you have little you want more
When you have much to give you give it all
When you have nothing, you make up the rest!


10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE.

1.YOU ANSWER THE DOOR BEFORE PEOPLE KNOCK.
2.JUAN VALDEZ NAMED HIS DONKEY AFTER YOU.
3.YOU SKI UPHILL.
4.THE ONLY TIME YOU'RE STANDING STILL IS DURING AN EARTHQUAKE
5.YOUR EYES STAY OPEN WHEN YOU SNEEZE.
6.YOUR T-SHIRT SAYS DECAF IS THE DEVIL'S BLEND.
7.YOU DON'T SWEAT,YOU PERCOLATE.
8.INSTANT COFFEE TAKES TOO LONG.
9.YOU GO TO SLEEP,JUST TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE.
10.CHARLES MANSON THINKS YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.


i found these while i was 'blogsurfing'