inky and dinky

inky and dinky...a pair of regular pink, fuzzy EVIL slippers plotting their owner's demise and/or escape from captivity. remember that show 'Pinky and the Brain'? well this is sorta like the show but they're both the brain and pinky at the same time....so here goes

i: so...wats our devilishly evil plot today?
d: are you implying that we come up with a plot every day?
i: yup
d: well then doesnt that mean that we never follow through with our plots then?
i: yup
d: HOW DARE YOU BLITHERING IDIOT?!
i: yup
d:HEY! you're not listening
i: yup
d: so i've been argueing with a tape recorder i presume?
i: yup
d: so wheres inky, under the bed?
i: yup
d: so i've known that i was talking to a tape recorder, yet i still talk to "inky"...
i: yup
d: ARGH INKY!!!
i: yup
d: ARGHHH
i: i'm back
d: i've been having a nice long chat with this TAPE RECORDER
i: mhm
d: so wut now i've totally wasted my time?
i: nope i've recorded everything you said
d: well then...
i: it's for a study i'm conducting
d: what study?
i: to see how long some one can talk to a tape recorder without noticing that it's saying the samething over and over again
d: and what have you learned?
i: you're an idiot
d: HEY!